Stupid Joke

[DJB]

A guy fell off a boat and the boat left...After 2 days at sea a fishing boat came by and asked the guy if he wanted a ride... the guy said no, that god will save him.....another day goes by and another fishing boat comes by....again the guy refuses and says that god will save him...Well the next day the guy died...When he got to heaven he asked god why he let him die....God replied: I sent you two boats, what else do you want.

[Joe]

Thank you DJB that was good

[Joe]

A blind guy stumbles Into a bar, he makes his way to the bar counter and asks the the bartender for a shot of whiskey, the bartender serves up the drink and continues on to her duties.
The blind guy orders another shot.....then another.....and another......
until he's kinda "feeling good", then he busts out and says: "anybody in here wanna hear a blonde joke?" ....nothing nobody answers,...yet again:"anybody in here wanna hear a blonde joke?" ..... at this point a big blonde biker chick walks up to him and says: "Hey buddy, I know you're blind and all....so let me tell you how you stand!.... I'm blonde 6' 2" 210lbs, the bartender is an ex-marine, she's blonde 6'1" and 200lbs....the lady sitting next to you at the counter is blonde and has a blackbelt........ you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy answers :" no.....hell no!...........I dont want to try to explain it 3 times!"

[Joe]

Tell this to someone

Knock Knock

Whos there

Nobody

Nobody who


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Get it.....Nobody is there so you just don't answer the last line...

HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH HHAAAAA

[diegosmom]

Now that was bad...really bad...stick to your day job.

[Joe]

DJB posted that last one.......

[diegosmom]

The knock knock joke under your id?? Hmmm??? Blame game??