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#1
12-13-2006, 02:55 PM
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster
I mentioned Him in another thread, and I don't want to go off-topic, so here is my explanation of the Flying Spaghetti Monster:
A guy heard that the Kansas school system was considering incorporating Intelligent Design as an alternative to evolution, and he wrote them a letter declaring that he believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), and if they were going to teach Intelligent Design, they should teach about FSM, too. He said he believes that Heaven has beer volcanoes and stripper factories, and that the reason for global warming is a lack of pirates. FSM is similar to the Invisible Pink Unicorn, as well as the lesser known Really Stealthy Maroon Pegasus. All of them are hilarious, and make terrific points about religion (I think). You can visit the website of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster at Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and also read about Him and the Invisible Pink Unicorn at wikipedia.com. 
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#2
12-15-2006, 12:49 AM
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Are you for real Michele? That is crazy. The things people come up with. I think I have to check out that site.
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12-15-2006, 03:50 PM
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Sorry Joe, you've already damaged me with your phonics class. That site can't hurt me any more than what the other already has. Look at you, I really hope that one day I can become as nice, intelligent , witty as you! Instead of being the way I am and having to take lessons after lessons to better myself. Hopefully,I can find something to help turn the damages around. I will always listen to you ! If I would have from the begining I would'nt be in this predicament to begin with, plus the 2 infractions you gave me are my fault, I was being a butt-head.... sorry!
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#5
12-15-2006, 04:26 PM
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awwww ..... You dont have to apologize, that's water under the bridge... you know I dont hold grudges :-)
I am flattered at how you look up to me. With some hard work, maybe you will achieve the same results. 
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#6
12-15-2006, 07:25 PM
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I don't think so ol' mighty moderator. To achieve that level would take too much time and energy (which I don't have and obviously you do.) I have alot more things I can do other than modify what I have already said to fit your well being. (Thought that I wouldn't catch that, did you.) That's alright I'll keep you around your good for my soul at this point.
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